Saturday, November 19, 2011

OCCUPY THIS

I've been quiet about the occupy "movement" mainly because I'm not sure what the hell it is or if I even care.  I'm like the rest of you, I feel bad for poor people.....in Africa. OK so there are poor people here in America and I sometimes feel like I am among the "poor" but just because you don't drive a Lexus doesn't mean you are poor and from where I sit, I think that is the definition the democrats would like us all to believe. It's OK to not live in a certain neighborhood or be able to blow money like a New Jersey housewife. I'm quite happy with my simple life hunting for bargains. I don't feel bad about it and seriously shut-up if you do.  There are poor people here in the United States and society should help those in need as much as possible, but not the ones who resent rich people and puke on wealth. BTW, I know some rich people who are poor....poor in spirit. Poor doesn't always mean economically challenged.  I know a few "rich" people and find that their houses have toilets just like my lowly middle class abode does. Maybe they buy Charmin and I buy Scott. My ass gets scratched and yours gets a massage after you do your business, but last I checked we all do our business so no one is worse for the wear. Great value products are fine with me. I want to make babies with Wal-Mart and am grateful for their cheap ass shiz.  Sometimes we have to be content with what we have and not begrudge other people and their "good fortune" or hard work and ingenuity. Bill Gates isn't evil because he created your computer's operating system and Steve Jobs isn't in Hell because you have to pay monthly to look at porn on your iPhone. Keep in mind that demonizing wealth and corporations says more about a person than an Enron exec hooking up management with strippers during lunch hour. When you play Jesus to the masses by defining evil as corporate greed, what does that say about you, who demands that wealth?? Think on that and get back to me.
I'm not saying I know fully what the hell this whole protest shindig is remotely about. I went to the occupy wall street website and got no definition. I can only imagine that there is a high that one gets when they have a cause and justify being civilly disobedient by it. I do think there is room and an argument to be made against corporations and more specifically, banks. But I fail to hear one from this occupy outfit.  Perhaps this is a call for higher taxes and more governmental programs so more people can not work and protest for a living. Maybe it's a call for more corporate regulation from the government. Memo: To: The Occupiers: the government is dumber and more corrupt than most corporations. One may make the argument that they are MORE corrupt. I don't know. I'm not the capitalism Santa. Nothing like the lollipop gill keeping tabs on the flying monkeys while the tin man gets his oil checked by Dorothy.
The occupiers claim to be friends of no one political party. I feel bad for that Obama dude in the WH who thinks they are all his bitch. Hope he turns down that evil corporate campaign money for the angst filled hippie pothead trolls. Doubtful. I'm not a pimp for the protest, but I sure will watch your asses get thrown in jail after you pee on your new diggs called the sidewalk. You don't pitch a tent on public property and pretend to have brains. Tents are for the forest and you should occupy a prison IMO. It would be the same. Free meals and TV, it's your dream job. I think public nuisances should be called what they are and not referred to as failing stupid political movements. Seriously, if half these people were to "occupy" Wall Street what would that lifetime movie look like?? Willy Wonka already employs oompah loompah's so good luck with the everlasting gobstopper of understanding business. See, those who can.....do. You occupiers can't or you would have. You want to occupy a corporation? Go to college or invent something. How about you occupy that corporate Jack wagon named Al Gore. Dude is sick rich off of fake global warming fairies and his cable channel sucks vampire movies. Hijack that Bob the Builder hard hat and call it occupy the global warming fat cat. Truth is, there isn't one occupy the sidewalk resident that could run a business or they would already be doing it. I seriously wish stupid drug addicts with one tooth could take over the federal reserve, the government, corporate chairs and be President of the United States, but for some reason society leaves those jobs for the only slightly criminally insane. Spare me the I live in a ditch and sing Janis Joplin songs so hire me, crap. I love you guys, I really do. I think your cause is quasi just, but you need to ditch the tards, get a mission statement and stop raping women when you're bored.
So with my buttocks aiming at the computer screen, I want to say ever so lovingly and oh so judgmentally.....OCCUPY THIS!



6 comments:

The Vineyard said...

I think I might have graduated high school the last year that you had to earn your grades and only first placed got a medal.

These folks in general and in all honesty are spoiled, loser, brats. Just like BO.

tammy said...

Oh how I love this.

Sandi said...

I just don't understand how they can think it's okay for them to trample on everyone else's rights - to work, to be safe, to not step in poop, etc. Maybe if they actually had a message, I'd listen. But they are mostly a group of professional picketers and protesters who have nothing better to do.

sandyseashells said...

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Nikki said...

Thanks for reading sandyseashells....thanks all of you!! :)N

Quest Adventure Cards said...

Well truth be told, I believe the movement is driven by the media aristocracy of today. Just like you post about John Lennon's "Imagine" song, it's meant as a way to make you feel good while somebody rapes your mind from what is real. If John was our savior, he should have been the first to give up all his world possessions and tell his entourage to do the same... Then we would see how far he would get and how many people would decide to follow. Personally I would believe he would walk alone, not even Yoko by his side...