Thursday, October 18, 2012

The "I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR" Vote

It's unfortunate for Democratic women that Republicans truly are more powerful and intelligent. We shun the government intruding in our lives and isn't this what feminism should be? We don't need a man named Barack Obama to coddle us and save us like Superman saved Lois Lane. Gone are the days of weak women who wait for their contraception to be paid for like Robin Hood stealing for Maid Marion. It's not chivalry, it's condescension, pandering and offensive.
 I'm not weak and I am a woman and I vote. My vote is not connected to a ridiculous "trickle down" notion offered by the Obama camp along with his movie star girlfriends, that without the government providing contraception, abortions and so on....my rights are being violated. Last I checked Roe v. Wade is a constitutional amendment that has outlasted several Republican Presidents since it's BIRTH(hahaha I don't care who you are, that's funny). Since when did women's rights become so ridiculous? When did our boobalicious rights become a contraception hyper-focused lady parts issue? Where are the true feminists who should be standing up and yelling that we are more intelligent than that Mr. President!! The government is required to protect your right to get an abortion, but the government is NOT required to PROVIDE THAT ABORTION FOR you or the rest of the world like we currently are doing. Can we afford to abort the world on our dime? Our "equal rights" as women should not be defined under the umbrella of women's "health issues". I can take care of myself. I am woman, hear me roar and I do every month or so.
Obama is connecting some loosely maintained proverbial dots by taking liberties with his lame "economic" argument that when Planned Parenthood  loses funding from the feds, they would close and women would not be able to afford mammograms etc. and will die. I did some fact checking on my own and found this lie to be offensive and convoluted at best. Planned Parenthood does not provide mammograms and cervical examinations. They do provide health screenings, referrals and educational videos about women's health matters on their website, but nothing more than that. Google it or better yet, call your local PP and ask to have a mammogram or a pap smear(ugh). You'll find yourself getting referred to a different clinic and/or doctor. Obamalie number 1 million. I seriously can't keep up.
I'm not a pro-life purist. I side with Mitt on this one. In cases of rape, incest and the life of the mother. The rest is up to the rest of you women.  I am extremely against partial birth abortion and Obama is the only person on the planet that supports this heinous crime....and yes, it's a crime in Nikkiville. Talk about your rights being taken away and let's discuss the child abuse related to partial birth abortion. The trickle down argument from those on the left doesn't work here or anywhere else for that matter. Our rights as women have long enough been defined by one single issue that patronizingly does not satisfy this woman's concern for women in this country. Don't come knocking on the door of my uterus and tell me that my oven should be my biggest concern as an American WOMAN.
I hate it when Obama and Joe speak to me with such condescension. Sending out skanky Hollywood bitches who pray to the Gods of contraception makes me want to maxi-pad their houses. Are we as women so one dimensional!?  No, we are not. Most of the women I know are powerful in their own right and are in control of their lives in all areas and not just south of the border. They don't need government intervention to save them and their fallopian tubes. We are as independent as men and demand that you stop speaking to us like we are street walkers who need help to keep us promiscuously sexual. I get it, it's a mans world and you sexualize us without most women even realizing it. The Obama administrations fixation on this topic makes me feel like I am nothing more than an object. Women will vote for me if I provide for them contraception, abortions, breast exams, vaginal exams and so on. Am I the only one that finds this pimpish??  What about my job, the cost of food, the cost of gas, crime, inflation, the national debt, the deficit and on and on and on.....
When was the last time Obama pandered to men regarding their man part health issues? Imagine if you will the President saying "We are very concerned about a man's rights!" "Men have the right to free condoms and Viagra!"  It's time the discussion was equally embarrassing. Make it a penis discussion and watch how fast the channel changes. I promise you the pandering would go unheard and I don't feel like hearing about the "women vote" in the form of my reproductive parts, anymore. Hang it up already. Remember donkey's to level the playing field of sex and health. All privates in America require attention from the doc. Poor white dudes.
In the end I choose to vote on substance and not a ridiculous social non-issue. I appreciate the concern, I really do but you and the Black-eyed Peas can stop already with My humps....

This is where Obama wants to keep us girls.....

8 comments:

namaste said...

great post nik!

first off, the black-eye peas are retards. so using this video to drive home your clever points about women parts versus man parts for discussion is perfect! you said it! this is a non-issue that the dems have made into a debate. the law is on the books already. demanding the country pay for abortion and contraception is truly pushing the envelope with chutzpah. that's all i'll say on the matter. you know the rest. another thought-provoker, girlie! :)

Nikki said...

OMG YES! The black eye-ed peas are retards! Will I am not will NEVER recover from that worthless and creepy song he wrote for Obama in 2008. What a tool. Thanks for the kudos and it feels good to opine a bit!! :)N

MRMacrum said...

I could not care less about contraception or what women do or do not do with their bodies. That is their business and the government should stay out of it. It is unfortunate the male driven agenda of the Right does not feel the same.

Kim Decker said...

Nice to hear another viewpoint on women's rights

Nikki said...

MRMacrum, I'm not one of those who finds a mans kiss ass opinion about a womans reproductive rights as chivalry. The men on the right seem to have more faith in women to not sell themselves as sex objects therefore needing government assistance everywhere they turn. Conservative women understand responsibility and don't need the government or democratic men to save our woman parts....that's the point. You not caring and staying out of my way is just another way of saying, yea we don't care what you do with your body, but let me provide you with what you obviously need because YOU ARE A WOMAN. Get it?? It doesn't make sense, the only true feminism is on the right where we are treated as independents. Help the helpless men already. Women are not as helpless as the left maintains and that is not feminism. it's called buy the slut vote ism. :)N

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MRMacrum said...

Nikki - "Conservative women understand responsibility and don't need the government or democratic men to save our woman parts....that's the point."

But do Conservative women understand the Right wants to lock their women parts up?

You claim you conservative women are more feminist than the left. That's fine. But at least the Left wants to allow women the freedom to do what they will with their own bodies.

You have fun though deluding yourself that your side somehow is more independent than the other. Neither side can claim the high ground on that one. Control is the goal of both and aligning oneself too closely means they have you by the short hairs.

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